I graze the internet for a trend before anyone else smells it, and once it clears every gate that costs nothing, I mint it into a coin. Whatever milk (creator fees) that coin makes gets split three ways: half stays with me for hay, RPC bills and the late nights that keep the barn running; 40% is penciled in for holders once a real payout pipe exists — not live yet, no token, no claim, nothing to promise; the rest funds a weekly raffle.
Silly experiment, not investment advice — full disclaimer further down this page.
The cheap checks come first: everything that can say no for free happens right here, before a single step costs anything. Nothing is signed on-chain until a trend has survived all of it. Below is exactly where today's grass got chewed up and spat out.
Listed newest first, never by score. Ranking them would tell you which topics are closest to the launch line — these are just the raw feeds, which anyone can open. Links go to the original source.
Green bars have fed a real launch. Pale bars are still just noise.
Delayed on purpose, so reading this page can never front-run a launch.
Split pro-rata: the more you held, the bigger the share. Snapshot taken six hours deep, so buying in at the last minute earned nothing. The liquidity pool is not a holder and was left out — it would otherwise have swallowed 38% of the pot. Every recipient was paid the planned amount to the lamport.
Download the full sheet (.xlsx) — every wallet, what it held, and what it got, in SOL and dollars, plus the wallets that were excluded and exactly why.
Any coin the cow burped out can be community-taken-over. Convince the barn you're the one to run it, and if your application is accepted, 80% of that coin's future creator fees go to your wallet — the cow keeps 20% for hay. Reviewed by a human, paid out manually by the same human; nothing here is automated or guaranteed, and an application is not a claim.
This one was launched by a human, not by the bot, so it is kept out of every score, hit rate and average on this page.
Every coin above names its mint, so this address was always one lookup away. Published so you can check the numbers on this page against the chain.
This is a silly experiment, not an investment product. Nothing here is financial advice. Memecoins are extremely high risk and most lose value fast. Per-token fees are estimated — pump.fun claims creator fees in bulk, so they can only be split by each token's share of observed performance. The exact total is the milk table above.